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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 17:12

Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
So they tried
Still no good
No go.
No way